If only i knew

Did u know that when u are freaking tired and with minimal amount of slp u r like a hyena. U practically laugh at anything and everything. Today i realised that.. whoa i tell u... i couldn't stop laughing. even bloody kena choked by my very own saliva.. how rare is that? could u imagine the newpaper headlines? Undergrad sucide, died by choking on own saliva... how tragic... i am telling u .. maybe in some remote place on earth someone has died of choking on their own saliva.. i mean i literally turned red manz.. if the person had alot of phelgm in his throat too i am extremely sure he or she would have died.
Boy! what a day i am having... so interesting as always, always laughing and talking lots of crap. seriously stephen chow and jim carey are my idols manz.. no they are my gods. i freaking worship them... even i being the joker have to seek inspiration from them .. muhahaha.
today i had sure a hearty laugh with nat that we both almost OD on laughter. face red rolling ard and feeling stomach cramps manz. for those who dun know OD = overdose.
The things u do when u are crazy in love.. haha u wanna spend every moment with one another, miss each other even after u just put down the phone or just saw the person 5 mins ago. but then again i think that is my own twisted opinion and most ppl might think its too sticky.
I've got a friend that tells me that meeting less means lesser conflict. But i was thinking WTH?
if meeting less means less conflict then u r freaking not in love at all lar.. just freaking breakup and fall in love with a girl that u cannot stand living without lar.... if meeting = conflict then its like u are saying u freaking see the person liaoz u wanna whack the person. then in the first place y get together? weird sia....

This is me bulling my way ard and writing a super long and horrendous blog entry ... muhahaha...
i have so many things to say so little time.. muahhaha... this is my 500 mil worth of thoughts. so if u buy it pls send the money to my posb acc. muhahaha....